It's not enough that people decided to have "two-way" conversations in public (kind of reminds me of the days growing up when my brother and I used to play
G.I. Joe in the backyard with cheap walkie-talkies from
K-mart), but now, even individuals
without two-way devices are finding it easier to make their private conversations public. Let's be honest, freeing up people's other hand (the one that used to hold the cell phone) has made things easier for people talking on cell-phones while driving. However, these same people have discovered it's also convienent while shopping in a mall, at checkout counters at a
Stop & Shop, ordering food at
McDonald's, and yes, even in public restrooms!
A common public cell phone conversation goes something like this: "
Oh, my God! (1 second pause).
Are you serious?" (2 second pause)
He/she did not say/do that...no way! (4 second pause)
So what are you gonna do? In all honesty, I'd rather hear the two-way conversations. Call me nosy, but at least this way you're able to get the full conversation. On second thought, if you called me nosy, not only are you probably one of these people I'm speaking of, but when you get a minute away from your cell phone you should probably take a moment to
bite me! Let's be honest, if you're going to broadcast a conversation you might as well expect listeners other than those on the other end of the line.
To those of you constantly wearing your headset in public I say the following:
If you're
male -- You look as though your belong in a boy-band (as a follow-up,
click here to see which one). If you decided not to click on the link because you think this is a good thing, I really mean you belong in
Menudo (and when I say
Menudo, what I really mean to say is alongside
Ricky Martin).
If you're
female -- I know most of you may think you're a Diva. However, you just look like a
Wendy's employee who forgot to take off your headset when you left for lunch...and left your post at the take out window.
Finally, to those who wear such a small headset that you can't even see it (I'm not letting you off the hook) --
Here's who you remind me of. Yes, that's right, you may think you're a genius for purchasing the "nearly invisible" sized headset, but you can't argue with the fact that you still look pretty crazy standing there talking to yourself with no visible evidence as to why this is occurring.
Wow…I must say, it felt pretty good to get that off my chest. In all honesty (a.k.a. putting my harsh words aside), it really comes down to this: Just be safe while driving and talking on your cell phone...but for the love of all that is Holy, keep your headset and your conversations in your car!